Convicted felon Donald Drumf with his oligarchs, 2025. Transactional Drumf oligarchs everyday, 2025. Markets maker Drumf is completely unaffordable while making insider trading fortunes, 2025. Transactional Drumf, 2025.
Happy holidays Donald Drumf will be giving his Grinch us all doom and gloom economic speech tonight. What to bring?
Ear muffs will save you. A bottle of Malort, save you big. Watch it all on Fox, but nowhere else. Somalia will not be watching. But the NRA will. Where your Facebook glasses for the total freak experience and no Musk ketamine needed, 2025. A whoopee blanket for the big whoop. A canned laugh track for all the big whoppers, all night long. A Drumf bobble head for anti boredom. And 47 joints for it all, 2025 as Drumf made it all legal.